Tuesday, July 14, 2009

If Jesus were alive today, what programming language might he prefer?

Would he become a stodgy COBOL developer, a cutting-edge C# or Java developer, or would he get all old skool and be a master of Assembler or Machine Language?

If Jesus were alive today, what programming language might he prefer?
COBOL. He'd just keep trying to find ways to make it work with C#. We both know, it rarely works, but that wouldn't stop him from telling everyone that from now on they could only use his scripts and programs, or their computers would crash and die from the firey lake virus.
Reply:Python. It's the language of the Gods.





EDIT: Vishal, no one likes Fortan. You're living in the OLD Testament, man. That's Old Testament stuff.
Reply:Love to burst your bubble, but Jesus is alive and well! Thanks
Reply:FORTRAN
Reply:Dos.





He'd be all \reboot
Reply:D(i)OS


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